Checklist Champions Pillows

'I've given my hubby a list of things i want him to do about the house.'

'Riding crop? Check!'

Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Much ado list"

WHO checklist

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

Boyfriend Shirt.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Monday Checklist.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen... and Stupid

The First Tattoo