Checklist Creator Gifts

Sisyphus' To Do List

Angelina Jolie's keys to a happy life,

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Much ado list"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

WHO checklist

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'I've got it written down...'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

So close... Yet so far.

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

The great big holiday to-do list.

Boyfriend Shirt.