Checklist Checker Mugs

Recall notice

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Sweep the board.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"It's his ego growth chart."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Much ado list"

WHO checklist

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

The Expert

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Clock watcher

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

So close... Yet so far.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Conspiracy theories

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."