Childhood Fear Humorist Gifts

"And keep your toes covered! If you don't el cucuy will eat them! Good night!"

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

“Children hate me.”

Superhero with Acrophobia

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Safe harbour

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Pre-minstrel Tension.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

Snake.

Thought bubbles and speech bubbles

Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants

'Has he taken my chocolates?'