'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'
Childhood Fears Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift that touches on childhood fears? Our collection combines humor and heart to create products that acknowledge those little worries from the past. Whether it's a funny mug or a cozy pillow, these gifts celebrate overcoming fears with a smile. Great for nostalgic friends or anyone who appreciates humor about life’s little irrational fears, making confronting childhood anxiety a little more lighthearted and a lot more fun.
Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream
"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
Teddy bear with a red balloon.
"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
'He's maturing early.'
'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'
"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."
"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
Tree house.
"But if I don't break stuff who will?"
'He licked all my tongue depressors.'
"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."
"Recess does things to a man."
"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'
"Use your inside scream."
'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'
"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"
He wanted a different one.
"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."
'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
Serious Putty
Playground Pipe Dreams
National Museum of Refrigerator Art.
Childhood Fears Gifts Collection
Childhood Fears Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously explore childhood fears—perfect for starting conversations or brightening your morning routine.
Childhood Fears Pillows
Add a cozy touch with pillows that playfully acknowledge childhood fears—perfect for relaxing or sharing a laugh.
Childhood Fears Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously depict childhood fears—an amusing way to add personality and nostalgia to your space.
Childhood Fears T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate overcoming childhood fears—great for expressing personality with humor and style.