Childhood Myths Gifts

"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."

'Here Darling, see what the tooth fairy will give you for granddad's false teeth.'

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"So you're looking for a closet! Ideally in a child's bedroom right?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'He's maturing early.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Tree house.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

Myths and legends...

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Serious Putty

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Use your inside scream."