Childhood Myths Mugs

"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."

'Here Darling, see what the tooth fairy will give you for granddad's false teeth.'

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"So you're looking for a closet! Ideally in a child's bedroom right?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Tree house.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'He's maturing early.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'