Believer In Childhood Myths Mugs

"I'm going to be rich, sis! Tonight I'm going to put grandma's false teeth under my pillow for the tooth fairy!"

Fishing Tales

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Odette from Swan Lake

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

Football Delivery

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'Sign here.'

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

So when exactly do you turn into a Prince ?

"It's cooties."

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

King Marke of Cornwall

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."

"There's no such thing as your father."

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'