Childhood Myths Lover Mugs

"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Centaur Forward

Emma's Unicorn

Tooth fairy

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

Romulus (left) and Remus

For services to Tourism. . .

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination.

Eurydice in Elysium

"It's cooties."

The Mostly Invisible Man

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

'Grandma, what big teeth you have!'

As Dumb as Dirt?

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"