Childhood Myths Lover Gifts

"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Centaur Forward

Tooth fairy

Emma's Unicorn

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

For services to Tourism. . .

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Untold Love Stories. Cleopatra and St. Patrick. Asp. If we get married, will that make me "Cleopatrick"? Yes, plus you'll never have to worry about snakes!

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination.

Eurydice in Elysium

"It's cooties."

The Mostly Invisible Man

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

'Grandma, what big teeth you have!'

As Dumb as Dirt?

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"