Guardian Of Childhood Myths Gifts

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

Spilled Milk

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

The Threat to the Environment

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"You look terrible, dude, have you considered giving up humans?"

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

Deforestation

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"It's cooties."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

Lollipop mask

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."

Last Tree Standing

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

California Tooth fairy: 'IOU'.

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

'As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.'

Climate Talks Postponed Due To Severe Flooding. . .

relax kiddo there is no bogeyman under your bed.