Childhood Myth Lovers Gifts

"It's cooties."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Lesser known greek gods,

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

David and Goliath.

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Starbucks Siren

Vodka

Giant Headless Horseman

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

And on this day, God created children.

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Scuba Diving Devil

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'