Childhood Myth Lovers Gifts

"It's cooties."

Lesser known greek gods,

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

David and Goliath.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Giant Headless Horseman

Starbucks Siren

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Vodka

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Scuba Diving Devil

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Sulking

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'