Keeper Of Childhood Magic Gifts

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"He followed me home...finally!"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'I dressed myself.'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

Child with picture of rocket

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

Haircuts

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."