Child-like Wonder Keeper Gifts

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

I Heart Juggling

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Chick Billiard Ball

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Christmas Day - Early Risers

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.