Childhood Phobia Conqueror Gifts

"Look, mom! I cleaned my room AND solved the monster-under-the-bed problem!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

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Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

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'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

'Mom! That disease ... fear of vegetables. I got it.'

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'

Sir, I love the line, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself," but I think I'd remove "and clowns."

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

"Is he still there?"

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

"Help!"

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."

Weird. It keeps going straight to my own voicemail. Self-Help Line.

'Your research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice.'

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'