Childhood Fear Humorist Pillows

"And keep your toes covered! If you don't el cucuy will eat them! Good night!"

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

“Children hate me.”

Superhero with Acrophobia

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Safe harbour

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Pre-minstrel Tension.

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

'Has he taken my chocolates?'

"This is the smallest website I've ever seen. Which is ironic, because it's a site about claustrophobia."

Snake.