Childbirth Myth Enthusiasts Pillows

Stork with a baby

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Uterus: One size fits all.

In the club.

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

Womb for Kids

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Stork and baby

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Ingredients: me

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'Sign here.'

"Tell me again, how when I was born, how you passed out and the doctors left Mommy alone to revive you."

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

Chicken just laid huge egg.

Parents with Babies

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"I'm your midwife... the others are just some people I've sold tickets to."

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"

California Tooth fairy: 'IOU'.

'Would the father like to gnaw through the umbilical cord?'

"Old age is tough. Granddad lost a tooth but instead of money from the tooth fairy all he got was a bill from the dentist."

"...And this is my birth partner."