Baby Myth Debunker Pillows

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

It happened on Christmas Eve

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Tall stories

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'Sign here.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

The real costs of alternative facts!!

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."