Animal Myth Debunker Pillows

What Lemmings Believe

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Do you ever regret being a lemming?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Phoenix

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"My new day job is killing me."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Tall stories

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Rise of the Drones

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

The real costs of alternative facts!!

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.