Cat Myth Debunker Pillows

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.

"Good luck with your interview. And remember, they can't discriminate based on how many lives you have left."

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"I guess I could include the box... But why would you want it, Mr. Schrödinger?"

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

"We finally found something in common - we all hate that stupid cat of yours."

"When I was your age, I had to trudge 20 feet through thick shag carpet to a scratching post!"

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

"I'm writing my eighth memoir."

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

"You've got nine lives? Well then, you're going to need nine life insurance policies!"

Evil Pusskins#4

What Lemmings Believe

"Tell him I'll pay! On my Mother's nine lives I swear I'll pay!!"

We have your dog

"Do you ever regret being a lemming?"