Cat Theorist Pillows

"I guess I could include the box... But why would you want it, Mr. Schrödinger?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

PET THEORIES

'Hard to follow...'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"How do I get down?"

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"My one regret is not napping more."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"The human is back - act normal."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Any thoughts about pilling yourself?"

What if cats talked dirty...

"What have you done?"

'. . . I can see why people might believe in reincarnation but if you're already a cat - what's the point?!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Zen Kitten

"I'm not buying it."

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"