Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.
Child-proof Opener Gifts
Looking for a playful yet practical gift for the creative individual who appreciates safety and innovation? Our collection of child-proof openers combines clever design with a touch of humor, making daily tasks more fun and secure. Whether for a kitchen enthusiast or a gadget lover, these openers add a creative spark to safety. Explore products that turn a simple necessity into a conversation starter, and surprise someone who loves inventive, thoughtful solutions.
A young Don King
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
Interior design trends for parents....
Pool attached to child's bed.
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.
Well, we thought we had childproofed the house
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'
His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
'At midnight, we go over the wall.'
'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'
STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."
Mobile phone damage to children.
'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'
"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."
Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.
Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...
'He swallowed a warning label!'
Code Red!
'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'
There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!
'Is your house baby-proofed?'
A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.
"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"
Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."
'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'
"Mom is an ER nurse."
Child-proof Opener Gifts Collection
Child-proof Opener Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that showcase creative child-proof openers—perfect for starting the day with humor and safety in mind.
Child-proof Opener Pillows
Discover pillows that bring personality and safety into their space, inspired by creative child-proof opener designs.
Child-proof Opener Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate safety and creativity, making a playful statement for any room.
Child-proof Opener T-Shirts
Find fun and witty t-shirts featuring clever designs inspired by child-proof openers—ideal for creative souls with a sense of humor.