Chief Snoozer Gifts

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Finger on the Z Key

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Eventual Motion Machine

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Flight nap

An Excellent Excuse.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Girl In Bed

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"I've decided that working at home isn't for me. I get way more sleep here at the office."

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"Your papi always falls asleep when he turns on the TV."

"O.K., Bud! Time's up!"