Chief Snoozer T-Shirts

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Sleeping at the computer.

Eventual Motion Machine

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Computing in the Cloud

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Flight nap

An Excellent Excuse.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Girl In Bed

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"I've decided that working at home isn't for me. I get way more sleep here at the office."

"Your papi always falls asleep when he turns on the TV."

"O.K., Bud! Time's up!"

"Most men have a Type A or Type B personality. His is Type Z-Z-Z-Z-Z."