Chief Contract Checker Gifts

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

Corporate Lawyers

"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"We're all metric now..."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

Ask about the incentive plan - Miss one payment and we take you to court.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

Aways read the small print.

'Sorry boss, we lost 5-0. What are you eating?'

"It doesn't bother me so much since he signed that NDA."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

Solicitor Reading House Deeds

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."