Contract Reader Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who spends their days immersed in contracts? Our collection adds a witty, creative touch to their workspace or home, making their passion for reading legal jargon a little more fun. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt for casual days, or a print to decorate their office, find the ideal way to honor their unique interest in the world of contracts.

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"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due." mockup

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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'No swimming. No breathing.'

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.' mockup

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

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Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

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No Immediate Danger

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.' mockup

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside. mockup

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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Yes, That Was The Exit

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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

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'It's almost as if they knew!'

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Pre-nuptal Agreement.

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"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract." mockup

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

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"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant." mockup

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

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'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...' mockup

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract." mockup

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

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'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.' mockup

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?" mockup

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

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'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.' mockup

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

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'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.' mockup

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

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We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities... mockup

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

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"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole." mockup

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

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"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months." mockup

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..." mockup

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

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Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign mockup

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow." mockup

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

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Contract Reader Gifts Collection

Contract Reader Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate contract readers? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty and creative designs tailored for legal enthusiasts.

Contract Reader Pillows

Explore our pillows designed for contract lovers—adding humor and personality to their lounging or workspace.

Contract Reader Prints

Browse our collection of prints that celebrate the world of contracts—ideal for legal fans who enjoy a touch of humor in their decor.

Contract Reader T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts that speak to contract readers—witty, comfortable, and perfect for casual days or legal-themed events.