Contract Cruncher Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for your contract cruncher? Our collection features humorous and creative products designed to bring a smile to their busy, deadline-focused days. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, there's something to brighten every workspace and home. Celebrate their knack for juggling contracts and deadlines with gifts that blend humor, personality, and a dash of creative flair. Show how much you appreciate their hard work and cleverness with a gift that speaks their language.

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Solicitor Reading House Deeds

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope mockup

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

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Why markets crash.

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Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul mockup

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

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'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

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'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.' mockup

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

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Profit slump

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"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101." mockup

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

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Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report. mockup

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

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'Let's run it through legal.'

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'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?' mockup

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

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loan

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Exchange Fund

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

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'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.' mockup

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

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'We'll take a short break in case anyone needs to change their underwear.'

'We'll take a short break in case anyone needs to change their underwear.' mockup

'We'll take a short break in case anyone needs to change their underwear.'

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"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life." mockup

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

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'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.' mockup

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

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"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page." mockup

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

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Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH! mockup

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

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"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it." mockup

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

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"Cough cough"

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'According to our cost-benefit analysis, if you don't come up with the solution by Thursday at 2:30 P.M., you can forget about the whole thing.'

'According to our cost-benefit analysis, if you don't come up with the solution by Thursday at 2:30 P.M., you can forget about the whole thing.' mockup

'According to our cost-benefit analysis, if you don't come up with the solution by Thursday at 2:30 P.M., you can forget about the whole thing.'

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'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.' mockup

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

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"I think I see the problem..."

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'Will that be on your store charge?' mockup

'Will that be on your store charge?'

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"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?" mockup

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

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'Oh no. More lab results.'

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'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?' mockup

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

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'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.' mockup

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

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Contract Cruncher Gifts Collection

Contract Cruncher Mugs

Discover more witty and creative mugs perfect for your contract cruncher—great for work, home, or gift-giving occasions.

Contract Cruncher Pillows

Explore comfy pillows decorated with funny and clever designs that make a statement—perfect for your contract cruncher’s home or office.

Contract Cruncher Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that bring humor and personality to any space, making them an ideal gift for the contract cruncher who appreciates style and wit.

Contract Cruncher T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt that humorously celebrates the contract cruncher in your life—perfect for adding a touch of wit to their wardrobe.