Chicken Joker Gifts

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Superstock'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

Christmas tree exchange

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Egg!

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Fee Range Chickens

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.