Chicken Joker Pillows

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Superstock'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Christmas tree exchange

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Egg!

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Fee Range Chickens