Chess Federation Official Gifts

Chess federation office...

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

Chess on TV

Bored Baker

Pawn Stars

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trojan Chess

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

Beating Dad at Chess.

Cat chess

"It's baaaack!"