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Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Chess on TV

Trojan Chess

Bored Baker

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Pawn Stars

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

Cat chess

"It's baaaack!"

Beating Dad at Chess.

'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'