Cheeky Foodie Gifts

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"I do diet...between snacks."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Trust you to pick a restaurant that serves indigestion tablets rather than after dinner mints."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"... Flirting with your boyfriend?... Oh, sorry dear. I thought he was the waiter."

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."