Cheeky Commenter Pillows

"Is it true you wear a mortar board because you're thick as a brick?"

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Justice for a heckler.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

The Living End.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Easter Island

Keister Island.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Football Fantasies

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'