Cheeky Commenter Gifts

"Is it true you wear a mortar board because you're thick as a brick?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Justice for a heckler.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Keister Island.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Easter Island

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

The Living End.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

Football Fantasies

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!