Quirky Commenter Gifts

"I feel ok until I sober up."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Football Crazy strip six

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Large print e-book.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

The lesser of two evils.

Ostrich Curoisities

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"