Cheeky Chuckler Pillows

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

What's so funny about Pampas grass?

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Adult Movie Studios: Position Vacant

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sticking out tongue

Hen Night

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

The Living End.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"