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An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

What's so funny about Pampas grass?

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Adult Movie Studios: Position Vacant

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sticking out tongue

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Hen Night

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

The Big Four debate banking ethics

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'