Cheeky Clucker Pillows

Hen Night

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Quick swig first?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"I do diet...between snacks."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

The Hen Commandments.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Thong World.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Cheeky Boy

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Clean Fill Wanted

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."