Cheat Day Celebrator Pillows

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I started a new diet yesterday."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Dog wearing a cone

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

First Prize!

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

We are here!

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

'I had everything ready for a nice romantic dinner, but sure enough, he ruined it by getting into a feeding frenzy...'

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"On this new diet, I'm allowed to cheat once a week. Tonight I'm sleeping with Andy from next door."

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

"No mention of her serve."

"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."

"Steamed kale is best with something tasty sprinkled on top. Like a large pepperoni pizza."