Cheat Day Pillows

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Dog wearing a cone

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Cooking'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Evolution of the Cat.

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Spoiled Cat.

How cats play fetch.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"That's enough exercise for one day."

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"Robert prays for the answers."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

Sweeping under the carpet

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.