Cheat Day Pillows

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Dog wearing a cone

'Cooking'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Evolution of the Cat.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

Gym/Tan/Donut

"That's enough exercise for one day."

How cats play fetch.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

Spoiled Cat.

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"Robert prays for the answers."