Cheat Day Champ Pillows

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Bob’s Museum

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Gym/Tan/Donut

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Spoiled Cat.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

How cats play fetch.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

"Once again, the answer is no."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

Ring tossing

Black belt in gossiping.

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'