Checkmate Champ Pillows

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"So what brings you in today?"

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The art of fishing.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Love them rays, Chief."

A man carves a totem pole

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

Ring tossing

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Buffing Cars.

Chess Disagreements

"King me!"

Man vs. machine

'It's my cheque, mate.'

Clipboard

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"The doctor will be in soon. Hang your clothes and any sense of modesty in the closet."

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

"He's such a tough opponent... he declined my resignation!"