Checkmate Champ T-Shirts

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

Bank Teller. My scenic checks are blurred! Don't worry about it --- The way they bounce around, no one gets a good look at them anyway.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"So what brings you in today?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

The art of fishing.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"What setting do I use for this?"

A man carves a totem pole

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

Ring tossing

Chess Disagreements

"King me!"

Buffing Cars.

"Could the Queen beat up Superman?"

'It's my cheque, mate.'

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

Clipboard

"The doctor will be in soon. Hang your clothes and any sense of modesty in the closet."

Man vs. machine