Checklist Champ T-Shirts

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

Clipboard

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

WHO checklist

"Much ado list"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"So what brings you in today?"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

So close... Yet so far.

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Boyfriend Shirt.

Nature Scents Research Department.

'One down, four to go, Katie.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Monday Checklist.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

Argh! If I don't make a list, I always forget something when I go on a trip.

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen... and Stupid