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On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

WHO checklist

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Disappearing Democracy

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Waiting for the results.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Exam Room.

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."