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'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Bee Chess

Disappearing Democracy

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Chess on TV

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"They grow up so quickly."

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Kosovo.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Are you going to move?"

Cat chess

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'We're all just pawns! Pawns dammit! Pawns in a stupid game!'

"The travel chess set was a great idea. 500 miles and not one, 'Are we there yet?'."

Chess Halloween