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Bathroom Chess

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Around here it got a little tricky...

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Checkmate!'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Disappearing Democracy

World's cheapest car

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Existential Risk

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Competitive tic-tac-toe

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

Trojan Chess

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

Clockwork Doll

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

Otters are Playful Creatures.