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As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Sweep the board.

GCSEs

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Supermarket Merge

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Time manager'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'Your turn.'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'Checkmate!'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

'E=ma2. E=mb2...'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"I can't get this last crossword puzzle question. It's a three letter word for a small, domesticated animal with soft fur that people keep as a pet."

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

'Cheetah!'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'