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Racing Driver Glares at Two Men using Checkered Flag for Playing Chess

You were right. I never should have bought a suit at Big Ed's Chess, Checker & Clothing Outlet!

The wonderful world of cheese.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Sweep the board.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Around here it got a little tricky...

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Checkmate!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

World's cheapest car

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Disappearing Democracy

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Chess on TV

Trojan Chess

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'