Checkmate Champion Pillows

Chess Disagreements

"He's such a tough opponent... he declined my resignation!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Much ado list"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Access Assessments

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Sports Lawyers

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

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Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"